You Have Died Of Suddenly Shirt

You have died of suddenly. A modern rendition of the classic Oregon Trails computer game. This time, however, you have not died from dysentery, but rather a strange new unknown reaction to a mysterious solution that you were coerced to take for your own good. Our hearts go out to the victims, and our anger and mockery go out toward those who have perpetrated the ruse. 

They will not accept responsibility for it, but we can constantly wave it in their faces that we know what is up and we are not buying their bullshit.  

  • 100% Ringspun Cotton 
  • Heather Colors Contain Polyester 
  • Buttery Soft Material 
  • Side-Seamed, Fashion Fit 
  • Superior Quality DTG Print 
  • Durable, High Thread Count 
  • Eco-Friendly, Sweatshop Free 

    Size guide

      LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
    XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
    S 28 18 34-37
    M 29 20 38-41
    L 30 22 42-45
    XL 31 24 46-49
    2XL 32 26 50-53
    3XL 33 28 54-57
    4XL 34 30 58-61

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