They say it is only a weather balloon until the next thing you know you are abducted and probed by intergalactic fascists who want to turn you into a space zombie liberal. Government is bad enough when it is world-wide, now it is stretching out over the cosmos.
We don’t buy it. We know they’re not weather balloons. We know that we’re being watched by shape-shifting grifters. We will keep shooting down the ufos in the name of freedom and sovereignty! We will not submit to any tyranny domestic, foreign or anywhere in the galaxy!
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100% Ringspun Cotton
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Heather Colors Contain Polyester
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Buttery Soft Material
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Side-Seamed, Fashion Fit
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Superior Quality DTG Print
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Durable, High Thread Count
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Eco-Friendly, Sweatshop Free
Size guide
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LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |