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They say it is only a weather balloon until the next thing you know you are abducted and probed by intergalactic fascists who want to turn you into a space zombie liberal. Government is bad enough when it is world-wide, now it is stretching out over the cosmos.
We don’t buy it. We know they’re not weather balloons. We know that we’re being watched by shape-shifting grifters. We will keep shooting down the ufos in the name of freedom and sovereignty! We will not submit to any tyranny domestic, foreign or anywhere in the galaxy!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
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