Weather Balloon Shirt

They say it is only a weather balloon until the next thing you know you are abducted and probed by intergalactic fascists who want to turn you into a space zombie liberal. Government is bad enough when it is world-wide, now it is stretching out over the cosmos.  

We don’t buy it. We know they’re not weather balloons. We know that we’re being watched by shape-shifting grifters. We will keep shooting down the ufos in the name of freedom and sovereignty! We will not submit to any tyranny domestic, foreign or anywhere in the galaxy! 

  • 100% Ringspun Cotton  
  • Heather Colors Contain Polyester  
  • Buttery Soft Material  
  • Side-Seamed, Fashion Fit  
  • Superior Quality DTG Print  
  • Durable, High Thread Count  
  • Eco-Friendly, Sweatshop Free 


Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61

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