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I carry a gun because I'm too young to die and too old to run. Dag nabbit these young whippersnappers are getting worse and worse. Back in my day, youngsters had respect for their elders. Now, the whole world has gone crazy and it's more essential to carry a gun now than it's ever been, especially if you're over 60. Everybody is on their TokTiks and Face-ta-grams and nobody cares about us anymore. What a sad world, indeed. Arm yourself because they don't think you matter anymore. But we say Old Lives Matter!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
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I like my coffee black and my tea in the harbor. In the spirit of...
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Everyone is always talking about whether we should ban "assault" rifles or not, and I'm...
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