Legalize Recreational Nukes Throw Blanket

There's only two ways to stay warm: the toasty flames of a freshly detonated nuclear blast, or this cozy throw blanket. Both are equally acceptable.

• 100% polyester
• Soft silk touch fabric
• Printing on one side
• White reverse side
• Machine-washable
• Hypoallergenic
• Flame retardant

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