Everyone is always talking about whether we should ban "assault" rifles or not, and I'm over here like 'Can we legalize recreational nukes?'
People always say that libertarians don't have a sense of humor. And that's 63% true, but who's keeping score here? Rock this humorous tee at a party and I guarantee that you'll either be promptly removed from the premises or find your libertarian soul mate! Fortune favors the brave, my friend, and recreational nukes are pretty sexy too.