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In an Abusive Relationship With The Government Shirt

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Our benevolent protectors know what is best for us. They provide us with all the safety and care that a loving government can give. All they ask from you in return is half of your income and complete submission. They have total and absolute control over everything you do, but alas, you should be thankful for your oppression.

Without their omnipotent leadership, how would you survive? Now do not ever see yourself as a victim. Have pride in your servitude. And if you ever complain, the world can rightfully mock and ridicule you for resisting your ensnarement. Celebrate that you are in an abusive relationship with government today!   

  • 100% Ringspun Cotton
  • Heather Colors Contain Polyester
  • Buttery Soft Material
  • Side-Seamed, Fashion Fit
  • Superior Quality DTG Print
  • Durable, High Thread Count
  • Eco-Friendly, Sweatshop Free

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    XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
    S 28 18 34-37
    M 29 20 38-41
    L 30 22 42-45
    XL 31 24 46-49
    2XL 32 26 50-53
    3XL 33 28 54-57
    4XL 34 30 58-61

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    Our benevolent protectors know what is best for us. They provide us with all the safety and care that a loving government can give. All they ask from you in return is half of your income and complete submission. They have total and absolute control over everything you do, but alas, you should be thankful for your oppression.

    Without their omnipotent leadership, how would you survive? Now do not ever see yourself as a victim. Have pride in your servitude. And if you ever complain, the world can rightfully mock and ridicule you for resisting your ensnarement. Celebrate that you are in an abusive relationship with government today!   

  • 100% Ringspun Cotton
  • Heather Colors Contain Polyester
  • Buttery Soft Material
  • Side-Seamed, Fashion Fit
  • Superior Quality DTG Print
  • Durable, High Thread Count
  • Eco-Friendly, Sweatshop Free

  •  

     

    Size guide

      LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
    XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
    S 28 18 34-37
    M 29 20 38-41
    L 30 22 42-45
    XL 31 24 46-49
    2XL 32 26 50-53
    3XL 33 28 54-57
    4XL 34 30 58-61

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