I Tested Positive for Critical Thinking Shirt

The test results have come back, and the devastation is unimaginable. I have tested positive for critical thinking. The illness that prevents natural human functions like being easily manipulated, brainwashed, and hoodwinked. The dreaded sickness that makes one think for themselves, question accepted norms, independently analyze information without emotion or groupthink. It’s a horrible condition.  

Warn others that you have tested positive so that they know your bullshit detector is running at full blast and that there is no way you will be swindled by the latest hype.  It's only fair to let them know. 

  • 100% Ringspun Cotton  
  • Heather Colors Contain Polyester  
  • Buttery Soft Material  
  • Side-Seamed, Fashion Fit  
  • Superior Quality DTG Print  
  • Durable, High Thread Count  
  • Eco-Friendly, Sweatshop Free 


Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61

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