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The test results have come back, and the devastation is unimaginable. I have tested positive for critical thinking. The illness that prevents natural human functions like being easily manipulated, brainwashed, and hoodwinked. The dreaded sickness that makes one think for themselves, question accepted norms, independently analyze information without emotion or groupthink. It’s a horrible condition.
Warn others that you have tested positive so that they know your bullshit detector is running at full blast and that there is no way you will be swindled by the latest hype. It's only fair to let them know.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
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