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Government Very Bad Would Not Recommend iPhone® Case

$34.95 USD
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Wrap your phone in five-star sarcasm with our Government Very Bad Would Not Recommend iPhone® Case. Whether you’ve been burned by bureaucracy, lost in labyrinthine legislation, or just tired of watching taxpayer dollars circle the drain, this case says it so you don’t have to.

Built with dual-layer protection (like the Constitution should’ve had), it features a tough polycarbonate shell and soft TPU inner liner to guard your device from the daily disasters Big Government can’t even pretend to fix.

Sleek. Snarky. Unapologetically anti-authoritarian.
This is the Yelp review the state earned.



• Polycarbonate outer shell
• Thermoplastic Polyurethane TPU inner liner
• Dual-layer protection
• Precisely aligned port openings
• Induction charging compatible
• Blank product sourced from Korea

Important: This product cannot be shipped to South Korea, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Japan or Singapore. If your shipping address is in these regions, please choose a different product.

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Government Very Bad Would Not Recommend iPhone® Case
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Government Very Bad Would Not Recommend iPhone® Case

$34.95 USD

Wrap your phone in five-star sarcasm with our Government Very Bad Would Not Recommend iPhone® Case. Whether you’ve been burned by bureaucracy, lost in labyrinthine legislation, or just tired of watching taxpayer dollars circle the drain, this case says it so you don’t have to.

Built with dual-layer protection (like the Constitution should’ve had), it features a tough polycarbonate shell and soft TPU inner liner to guard your device from the daily disasters Big Government can’t even pretend to fix.

Sleek. Snarky. Unapologetically anti-authoritarian.
This is the Yelp review the state earned.



• Polycarbonate outer shell
• Thermoplastic Polyurethane TPU inner liner
• Dual-layer protection
• Precisely aligned port openings
• Induction charging compatible
• Blank product sourced from Korea

Important: This product cannot be shipped to South Korea, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Japan or Singapore. If your shipping address is in these regions, please choose a different product.

Size

  • iPhone 14
  • iPhone 14 Plus
  • iPhone 14 Pro
  • iPhone 14 Pro Max
  • iPhone 15
  • iPhone 15 Plus
  • iPhone 15 Pro
  • iPhone 15 Pro Max
  • iPhone 16
  • iPhone 16 Plus
  • iPhone 16 Pro
  • iPhone 16 Pro Max
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