Don't Worry You Can Trust Your Government Shirt

The government has lied, covered up, omitted facts, spun the truth, created narratives, and flat out bullshitted the America public. Spied on them, threw them in jail without worthy cause, and sent them to lands far away to fight for things they did not understand. The American people are treated like any foreign adversary, and the best part of all, they get to pay for it.  

Do not worry though, they would never repeat any of these steps. They are certainly deserving of your trust now. Their new transparent and open-door policy and well-managed funding are proof of that. Show that you trust those in power by saying you can trust your government between all the redacted files.  


  • 100% Ringspun Cotton 
  • Heather Colors Contain Polyester 
  • Buttery Soft Material 
  • Side-Seamed, Fashion Fit 
  • Superior Quality DTG Print 
  • Durable, High Thread Count 
  • Eco-Friendly, Sweatshop Free 


    Size guide

    XS (inches) 27 16 ½ 31-34
    S (inches) 28 18 34-37
    M (inches) 29 20 38-41
    L (inches) 30 22 42-45
    XL (inches) 31 24 46-49
    2XL (inches) 32 26 50-53
    3XL (inches) 33 28 54-57
    4XL (inches) 34 30 58-61

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