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They're not Conspiracy Theories, they are Spoiler Alerts. The crazy libertarians are usually right when it comes to government corruption, mass media hypnosis and authoritarian tyranny. Our "Conspiracy Theories" are letting you know that something terrible is coming. If you want to be surprised, just turn your head and look the other way. If you want the show spoiled, then listen to what we're saying!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
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