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Enjoy this commemorative limited-edition shirt that marks the occasion when bureaucrats issued a public warning about the dangers of gas stoves, said they were considering banning them, and then back-pedaled the issue after getting laughed at mercilessly.
That’s what statists are good for. They get whipped into a panic by politicians, rally to take said thing away, then deny that they ever said such a ridiculous thing when they lose the support of the masses. They said it, we all heard them.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
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