Clowns to the Left Jokers to the Right Shirt

Clowns to the left jokers to the right. Most people when they hear those words think about Stealer's Wheel and their hit song Stuck in The Middle With You. While that's a perfectly awesome song, it means a lot more to a libertarian. 

We are constantly in the middle of Republicans and Democrats who take turns increasing the size and scope of government when it best suits them. They both lack small government principles, they both have needlessly caused war, thrown Americans in prison, and trampled on the 1st and 2nd amendment. The only salvation from the clowns and jokers is total liberty! 

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