Weather Balloon Shirt
Weather Balloon Shirt - XS / Black Heather is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
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Weather Balloon Shirt
Description
Description
They say it is only a weather balloon until the next thing you know you are abducted and probed by intergalactic fascists who want to turn you into a space zombie liberal. Government is bad enough when it is world-wide, now it is stretching out over the cosmos.
We don’t buy it. We know they’re not weather balloons. We know that we’re being watched by shape-shifting grifters. We will keep shooting down the ufos in the name of freedom and sovereignty! We will not submit to any tyranny domestic, foreign or anywhere in the galaxy!
- 100% Ringspun Cotton
- Heather Colors Contain Polyester
- Buttery Soft Material
- Side-Seamed, Fashion Fit
- Superior Quality DTG Print
- Durable, High Thread Count
- Eco-Friendly, Sweatshop Free
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
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