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Bill Hicks once said, “I ascribe to Mark Twain’s theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants it the most. The one who should be picked is the one who should be dragged kicking and screaming into the White House.” Who would be better for the job than the Dude? He could not possibly want the job less!
In 2024, show the Democrats and the Republicans that this aggression will not stand, man! Express your contempt for the two-party system with this awesome, limited edition parody shirt only for the independent thinkers amongst us!
Size guide
| LENGTH | WIDTH | CHEST | |
| XS (inches) | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S (inches) | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M (inches) | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L (inches) | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL (inches) | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL (inches) | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL (inches) | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL (inches) | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
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