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Socialist Wants Everything But Your Job iPhone® Case

$34.95 USD
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Description

Some truths are too real to ignore—and too funny not to wear. Our Socialist Wants Everything But Your Job iPhone® Case delivers the punchline with perfect precision: bold, biting, and brutally accurate.

Whether you're tired of lazy utopian fantasies or just enjoy watching collectivist dreams fall apart on contact with reality, this case has you covered—literally. Featuring sharp text design and premium materials, it’s the ultimate middle finger to forced equality.

Dual-layer construction means it protects your phone better than socialism protects personal property.



• Polycarbonate outer shell
• Thermoplastic Polyurethane TPU inner liner
• Dual-layer protection
• Precisely aligned port openings
• Induction charging compatible
• Blank product sourced from Korea

Important: This product cannot be shipped to South Korea, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Japan or Singapore. If your shipping address is in these regions, please choose a different product.

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Socialist Wants Everything But Your Job iPhone® Case
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Socialist Wants Everything But Your Job iPhone® Case

$34.95 USD

Some truths are too real to ignore—and too funny not to wear. Our Socialist Wants Everything But Your Job iPhone® Case delivers the punchline with perfect precision: bold, biting, and brutally accurate.

Whether you're tired of lazy utopian fantasies or just enjoy watching collectivist dreams fall apart on contact with reality, this case has you covered—literally. Featuring sharp text design and premium materials, it’s the ultimate middle finger to forced equality.

Dual-layer construction means it protects your phone better than socialism protects personal property.



• Polycarbonate outer shell
• Thermoplastic Polyurethane TPU inner liner
• Dual-layer protection
• Precisely aligned port openings
• Induction charging compatible
• Blank product sourced from Korea

Important: This product cannot be shipped to South Korea, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Japan or Singapore. If your shipping address is in these regions, please choose a different product.

Size

  • iPhone 14
  • iPhone 14 Plus
  • iPhone 14 Pro
  • iPhone 14 Pro Max
  • iPhone 15
  • iPhone 15 Plus
  • iPhone 15 Pro
  • iPhone 15 Pro Max
  • iPhone 16
  • iPhone 16 Plus
  • iPhone 16 Pro
  • iPhone 16 Pro Max
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