20 Political Pickup Lines That Actually Work

by Libertarian Country December 09, 2022

We here at Libertarian Country love politics, and we also have a great sense of humor. Some of these are classics, and some we've made up ourselves. We hope you find them as useful as we have! Below is a compendium of the Top 20 Political Pickup lines that Actually Work!

(Your Results May Vary)

Hey baby, you're causing a rise in my polls
I'm going to do to you what politicians have done to the American Taxpayer for years.
Wanna checkout my stimulus package?
If you were a president, you'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.
You wanna play Hiroshima? It's a game where I lay back and you blow the hell out of me.
Could I interest you in the benefits of my trickle down policy?
I'm like the Vietnam War - Way longer than you thought I'd be.
Want to show me your Jackie OH-Face?
I'm a Libertarian in the streets but a dictator in the sheets ;)
You've got me rising faster than the National Debt
On a Scale from North America to North Korea, How Free are You Tonight?
Later do you think I can stuff your Ballot Box?
You must be a Marxist, because you're causing an uprising in my lower class.
Whoa, You must have Obamacare, because your body is SICK!
I'd like to spread you wider than the income gap
I'm like Henry Ford, I got a lot of power behind this engine
Don't Worry Babe, There Won't Be Any Missile Crisis in the Bed
Who wants to declare Independence from their oppressive clothes tonight?
I'll be your Roosevelt and lead my Cavalry Charge up your Kettle Hill
Want to see if you can cure my horrible electile dysfunction?