We here at Libertarian Country love politics, and we also have a great sense of humor. Some of these are classics, and some we've made up ourselves. We hope you find them as useful as we have! Below is a compendium of the Top 20 Political Pickup lines that Actually Work!
(Your Results May Vary)
- Hey baby, you're causing a rise in my polls
- I'm going to do to you what politicians have done to the American Taxpayer for years.
- Wanna checkout my stimulus package?
- If you were a president, you'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.
- You wanna play Hiroshima? It's a game where I lay back and you blow the hell out of me.
- Could I interest you in the benefits of my trickle down policy?
- I'm like the Vietnam War - Way longer than you thought I'd be.
- Want to show me your Jackie OH-Face?
- I'm a Libertarian in the streets but a dictator in the sheets ;)
- You've got me rising faster than the National Debt
- On a Scale from North America to North Korea, How Free are You Tonight?
- Later do you think I can stuff your Ballot Box?
- You must be a Marxist, because you're causing an uprising in my lower class.
- Whoa, You must have Obamacare, because your body is SICK!
- I'd like to spread you wider than the income gap
- I'm like Henry Ford, I got a lot of power behind this engine
- Don't Worry Babe, There Won't Be Any Missile Crisis in the Bed
- Who wants to declare Independence from their oppressive clothes tonight?
- I'll be your Roosevelt and lead my Cavalry Charge up your Kettle Hill
- Want to see if you can cure my horrible electile dysfunction?
